ICONIC VENUE, ICONIC EVENTS

 

WE’RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME…

Join us any day of the week, and get stuck into something good.

Karaoke queens can belt out a classic at all hours with private karaoke rooms, and our Arcade is in action round the clock, with machines playable from midday, and Moonshine Raceway from 1800 on weeknights, and ALL DAY weekends.

Battersea? Batter-slay.

MONDAY - happy hour 5-7, 50% off arcade

TUESDAY - happy hour 5-7, THE BIG QUIFFY PUB QUIZ, 50% off moonshine raceway

WEDNESDAY - happy hour 5-7, LAUGH TRAIN HOME COMEDY

THURSDAY - happy hour 5-7

FRIDAY - happy hour 5-7, music for the thieves 9-2

SATURDAY - happy hour 3-5, MUSIC FOR THE THIEVES 5-2

 

LAUGH TRAIN HOME

  • Cracking weekly stand-up featuring known names, and emerging acts. Genuinely funny all round.

  • Grab your ticket now, limited tickets may be available on the door.

music for the thieves

  • Curated by Music Box Radio, our roster of resident DJ’s will have you moving… A party-centric vibe touching on house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt and classics.

  • Our residents play from 9pm all the way through until 2am Friday and Saturday night, so consider your plans well and truly set!

nEON NAKED STRIP KARAOKE

  • Get ready to bare it all (or just your vocal cords) at Neon Naked Strip Karaoke – where UV lights meet The Full Monty vibes for a glow-tastic, cheeky sing-along night at The Four Thieves!

    Perfect for hen parties, birthdays, or anyone looking for a bold and unforgettable night out!

    Come dressed in your best neon looks and let us amp up your glow with face paint available at the event.

  • Book HERE!

    Can be combined with our life drawing class beforehand for the ultimate neon experience, or grab 2 karaoke tickets for just £20!

THE BIG QUIFFY PUB QUIZ

  • Get down with Boogaloo and his high-energy pub quiz, featuring general knowledge, music and picture rounds, a creative challenge, and unexpectedly more shots than you'd imagine being passed around on a Tuesday night!

  • Bookings HERE, but not essential. £2.50 per player, with a max team size of 6 you can play as a larger team, but we'll deduct some points!

big quiffy bingo

  • From the very towering tips of his perfectly-coiffed quiff down to the tips of his bejewelled toes, Boogaloo Stu is altogether completely ridiculous, simply fabulous and utterly idiotic. Hot on the heels of his fourth annual sell-out season at the Brighton Spiegeltent and the UK tour that followed last summer, the legendary bawdy raconteur is once again taking his outrageous one-man show Big Quiffy Bingo out on the road. 

  • Pay what you feel (nice much!) click HERE to grab your tickets!

champers & pampers

  • This event brings local parents together who are happy to drink during the day...the perfect way to meet like minded people. With explanations on how to taste wine, the wines we like and what food goes well with our choices. Bring your own baby.

  • Book HERE!

    Upcoming dates include:

    Monday 24th March

    Monday 28th April

    Monday 19th May

    Monday 23rd June

    Monday 21st July

sounds familiar music quiz

  • ounds Familiar is more than just a Music Quiz, it’s the perfect combination of your favourite playlist and the best party you’ve ever been to. We're the only Music Quiz to have sold out The Camden Roundhouse, supported beloved Boy Band '5ive' and played Glastonbury festival more times than David Bowie. 

    Expect rounds stuffed full of Chart Classics, Old Skool Anthems, Indie Bangers, marvellous Mash-Ups, Power Ballads, Guilty Pleasures and over 100 killer tunes from the 60s to the current day, all wrapped up in one epic Quiz. Team Tickets from 2 to large groups of 50 available, but hurry – our events sell out quickly.

  • Booking essential, click HERE to snag your table to the best quiz in town!

    Next event 21st March!

neon naked saturday nights

  • This workshop delves into creativity, moving away from the perfectionist teachings of traditional life drawing. You'll experiment with various image-making techniques, from continuous line drawing to pointillism, and be encouraged to think outside the box to create something new.

  • We host one or more Neon Naked classes in our Boat Room per month, click here to book yours!

cheaper than therapy: open mic

  • Keep your eyes peeled for new dates in March!